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Yeah yeah, what it do, what it do, this G-L-AMEOW right here up in this bitch. Wigga wigga what?

Don't get your bitch-ass near me, aight? I'm Level 8, man, and imma cut you. Imma cut you. I know Scratch, bitch. Imma scratch you with these claws, aight? ME-OW!

I ain't frontin'. I ain't doin' no shit like that.

---
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Bitch, you gotta lot of attitude fo' a nappy-headed ho.

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GUESS WHAT, BITCHES, GUESS WHAT! posted Dec 30th 2010, 4:43PM

Mood: Confident

OKAY, SO, YEAH, THESE LAME-ASS DIRTY-ASS HOS BE FRONTIN', ALL UP IN MY GRILL,
TRYNA START SOME SHIT WIT' ME, I DON'T KNOW WHY, I DIDN'T DO NUTTIN, FO SERIOUS MY NERIOUS,
THESE BITCHES IS WACK AS FUCK.

WELL, THESE BROADS BETTER STEP OFF, 'CAUSE THEY IN FO' A BEATIN'.

I JUS' LEVELED UP, MOTHAFUCKAS. I'M LEVEL EIGHT NAH. LEVEL AIGHT. NAH.

AND YOU CAN'T STEP TO THIS SHIT 'CAUSE I'M FUCKING LEVEL EIGHT, MOTHAFUCKA!

WHAT THE FUCK YOU LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE DAT, SKANK? IMMA CUT YOU.

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Toshiro Kyeinske Says: (Jan 21st 2011, 7:08AM)

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~~You are the most retarded looking cat I have ever seen in my entire life, HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR EARS WORK?~~

What?

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:46AM)

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YO BITCH. STOP STARING AT THE WHITE HAIRED BITCH'S TITS.

YOUR MOUTH IS WAY TOO OPEN.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:46AM)

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FUCK YOU, SKANK, YOU JUS' JEALOUS THAT THOSE THANGS IS HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:47AM)

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I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK IF THEY ARE 'HUUUUUUGE'

AS LONG AS I CAN GET MY PUSSY LICKED, THEN EVERYTHING IS GOOD, BITCH.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:48AM)

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WELL, THIS GLAM WOULDN'T MIND GETTING SOME TONGUE ACTION DOWN THERE

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:50AM)

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EXCUSE ME, FRESH.

-bitch slap, punt, beatdown, BEATS WITH RAF'S STRAIGHTENER-

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:50AM)

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OW, FUCK *ass beat*

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:55AM)

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When the fuck are you gonna be level 10.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:55AM)

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GIMME SOME TIME, BITCH, GOD DAYUM

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:58AM)

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HURRY UP. IT'S BEEN LIKE 4 MONTHS SINCE YOU'VE BEEN LEVEL 7.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:58AM)

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WELL YOU AIN'T FUCKIN' DOING MUCH AS A TRAINER, ARE YOU? WHAT'S YO' FUCKIN' DEAL?

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:01AM)

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT.

FUCKING TAKE YOUR POKEFOOD.

-sticks a funnel down his throat and pours pokefood down it-

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:03AM)

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ACK FU- *MPH MPH MPH MPH*

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:06AM)

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THERE. NOW SHUT UP WITH YOUR 'YOU AIN'T DOIN' SHEEIT' BULLSHIT.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:07AM)

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*MMMMMMMMPH MPH MPH*

Jess Monroe Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:11AM)

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oh let's give you some water to wash it down.

-POURS TEQUILLA DOWN THE FUNNEL-

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:40AM)

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HERE KITTY, KITTY~

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:42AM)

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Whoa, hey, bitch! Wassup wit' you?

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:47AM)

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That's not my name, you silly thing!
-PICKS UP-

You're so cute!
I WONDER IF WYN WILL LET ME KEEP YOU~

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:47AM)

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BABY, I'LL BE WIT' YOU ERR'DAY, YOU AMAZIN'.

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:50AM)

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Awww~!

You're so sweet!
-BOOBCUDDLE-

I'll ask Wyn!
~~I just hope that you don't mind I walk around naked in the morning~~~

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:51AM)

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...Bitch, I don't fuckin' mind, you can do as much of that shit as you fuckin' like...

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:56AM)

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Aw!
Wow, that's the same thing Wyn told me...!

Heeeeeee!

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:57AM)

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I don't mind sharin', bitch, long as I get some time wit' you in yo' bedroom and shit, aw yeeeaaaaah.

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:59AM)

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Oh!

Of course you can spend time with me in our room!
/PETPET

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:01AM)

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WHAT'S YO NAME, GIRL, I THINK I LOVE YOU

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:02AM)

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I told you!
My name is Arie and...I guess I love you too!

Haaa, what an adorable kitty~!

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:02AM)

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I DON'T CARE IF I AIN'T A KITTY, YOU CAN CALL ME WATEVA YOU WANT, YOU AMAZING, GIRL!

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:05AM)

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You sure yell a lot.

...And touch my chest.
You shouldn't touch me there.
These belong to Wyn!

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:06AM)

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GIRL, I CAN SHARE THOSE WIT' WYN, I WON'T TELL HIM YOU A HO!

Arie Iyrr Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 9:17AM)

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But..I'm not a ho.

I'm Arie.

.....
You're an odd kitty.

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:35AM)

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A... a talking cat?

Okay.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:37AM)

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...I AIN'T NO MOTHAFUCKIN' CAT, HOW MANY GOD DAMN TIMES DO I HAVE TO REPEAT MYSELF TO EVERY FUCKA I CHANCE TO MEET?!

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:39AM)

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*Renard bends his knees, patting him on the head.*

You're awfully grumpy, huh? Yeah, it's kinda been one of those days for me, too.

*He opens a pack of smokes.*

Cigarette?

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:40AM)

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Aight, man, we coo', we coo'.

Got a lighta?

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:42AM)

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*Renard lights Glameow up first, then himself.*

Wait a sec... Are you old enough, there?

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:44AM)

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I'm fucking 18 months old, 'COURSE I'M OLD ENOUGH.

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:46AM)

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I'm just gonna pretend you said 18 years old, and I'm just really not going to worry about anything.

Because you know, this isn't something to be worrisome about or have moral qualms over. At all. That's really a ridiculous idea.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:49AM)

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*takes a puff COUGH COUGH COUGH* FUCK *COUGH COUGH*

*this wanksta's never done cigarettes before, what a pussy-ass bitch*

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:51AM)

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*Renard blinks a few times.*

What...?

I was fine with bumming you a smoke, but... you're still coughing?
I was kinda under the impression you knew what you were doing...

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:52AM)

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I DO KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, SHUT THE FUCK UP!

*takes another puff -- COUGH COUGH HACK COUGH*

R LAMACQ Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:56AM)

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*blink*

*blink blink blink*

Hey, if anyone asks, we never met.

*Renard walks away, trying to dodge any undue attention that might come from giving a Glameow a cigarette.*

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 8:59AM)

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*COUGH COUGH* WAIT WHERE YOU GOIN', WHY YOU GON' TURN YO BACK ON ME LIKE DAT *COUGH*

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:36AM)

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Come here, widdle kittykat.

>> scoops up. petpetpetpetpet <<

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:37AM)

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GET YO HANDS OFF ME YOU oh yeah, that's the spot, gimme some more there, mothafucka

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:39AM)

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C'mon. I'll go smoke weed and blow the smoke in your face, since I don't know how to roll a joint for you.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:39AM)

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bitch, you okay, you okay, i like this

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:50AM)

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Let's fucking go get some cheap pizza, beer, and some weed.

They're having a marathon of I Love New York.

Wanksta Glameow Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:52AM)

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I FUCKIN' LOVE THAT SHOW

IS MY IDOL

Tomis Tel Aviv Says: (Dec 31st 2010, 12:57AM)

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He's so amazing.

Though, I hope you don't mind the big hole in my wall. It's really fucking huge, you could fit a few whales through that bitch.

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